Are these bitches even leather?

So, these are the Choos that will be in select H&M stores November 14th. (I marked my calender:) I hope they have more options then just these! I am also really curious to see what the quality is like, because $160 is cheap for Jimmy Choos, but not if they suck! Also, since Jimmy Choo sample sale prices hover around $275 for a pair of REAL ones, I think we’d rather just fork over the extra $100. I also heard he will be designing clothes for them as well!! Muy interesante! What next? Chanel for Bebe?

Isaac Mizrahi, Andy Cohen, unidentified white woman and Kelly Rowland

Fashion Makes Me Horny was lucky enough to be invited to attend the season finale taping of Bravo’s “The Fashion Show” at Cipriani Wall Street and what a show it was! Most of the Real Housewives of New York AND New Jersey were there! Be still my heart! Love, love, love them! AND, we sat second row across from the Housewives (and behind their teenage daughters)! Never mind the finalists’ designs, the real action was in the audience!

Isaac interviewing

Never mind Isaac thinks we’re obnoxious from previous encounters, we think his “I’m a fashion gangsta with a bumpin’ fashion line at Target”  bandanna is obnoxious! (Kelly Rowland was super-nice and looked hot, though.)

The fantastical Betsey Johnson

Betsey Johnson was such a quirky, wonderful sprite of a woman! She asked our opinion on what she should do for her next fashion show. REALLY? You’re asking US?? Oh, yeah–we’re (self-appointed) fashion experts, I forgot.

OMG, The Real Housewives of New Jersey and New York!

I can’t handle all these Housewives at once! We were about to explode with joy and do an ass-shaking happy dance, but contained ourselves and acted like “professional journalists”. We waited to ass shake outside, though. They looked great (especially Dina and Caroline from NJ). Alex McCord from New York was as charming and gracious as always!

So, what’s the point of this post? Oh, yeah–the actual show. Honesty, only three were memorable and not all in a good way. Anna McCraney’s collection of feminine dresses with an edge and Johnny Rodriguez’s collection of architectural leggings, jumpers and jackets with fringe and tinsel really rocked our world, however our eyes are still searing from Merlin Castell’s wanna-be space cadet collection with the models rocking orange hair and costumey dresses in shiny fabric and with weird shoulder pads and cape-like, puffy collars.

Anywhoo, don’t miss the season finale for all the action July 23rd!

Unicorns!!

I don’t have the words!! This is the most out of control dress EVER.

I was lucky enough to get a sneak peek at the vintage treasures at House of Diehl–a fashion house known for their style war competitions where the designers are given scant time to create a work of sartorial art and send it down a runway. Having to unload the latest from their London style wars, they decided to have a sale in their Tribeca studio. Using my charm and promises of coverage, I managed to snag a couple of vintage dresses that will come in handy during NYC’s garden party season where the champagne flows and parasols twirl!

Vintage peach and sequined gown

Vivienne Westwood, yo!

Two words: Christian Dior

Check out the deets:

Thursday 25th June, 4.30pm to 8pm
at House of Diehl studio
279 Church St. 2nd Floor
Corner of White St., by the Tribeca Grand hotel
Subways: A,C,E (Canal), 1,9 (Franklin), N,R,6 (Canal)

Free entry. RSVP to guarantee entry: hodstudio@gmail.com

-Unique pieces from all eras: 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s
-Women’s all sizes, accessories + some men’s items
-Hot picks: Missoni, Versace, Balenciaga, YSL, Phillip Lim
-Recession Prices: $5, $10, $20, $30
-Booze-n-choose: free white wine cocktails(yay!)

Take out your notebooks, because class is in session! The tie dye trend has come back around, so it’s  paramount we discuss some of the do’s and don’ts of this colorful new trend. First we will start with an absolute DON”T:

This does NOT make us horny

Under NO circumstances is this an acceptable way to get on board with the trend. Honestly, I googled tie dye and almost peed myself when I saw this dress!! But hideous tie dye tragedies are not just for hippies, as evidenced by this celeb in desperate need of a stylist:

Why Drew? WHY!??!?

Something about the Mac guy makes Drew gravitate toward fug frocks. Get a PC Drew! Hopefully, I have not burned your corneas too severely and you will be able to take in part two of today’s lesson: Tie Dye Done Right.

Cynthia Rowley

Leave it to Cynthia to make tie dye look gorgeous. We had the honor of meeting Cynthia at her store a few months ago and not only does she design great dresses but she also knows how to wear the hell out of them. Cynthia moves to the head of the class. But if your looking to incorporate tie dye into your evening wear, D&G has you covered:

Tie Dye Perfection

This Dolce Gabbana confection will leave everyone green with envy, and you with a lot less green. The moral of this story is, when it comes to tie dye proceed with caution. Class is dismissed.

This is one furry sale!

Table full of fluffy furs (say that ten times fast)

One of several racks of fur coats

The bags at this sale kinda sucked (esp. at the steep price of $650!) But the dresses were off the hook!!!

Feathers on my shoulders? YES PLEASE!

Leather babydoll

This picture does not do the leather dress justice.

Prices may de down a few percentage points tomorrow since it’s the last day.

Women’s ready-to-wear, handbags, small leather goods, and fur are discounted at the annualFendi warehouse sale. Through 6/24. Metropolitan Pavilion, 123 W. 18th St., nr. Sixth Ave.; T (8–8), W (9–3:30).

So we headed over to the Roberto Cavalli sample sale today  and took a few pics to show you what they have: 

We're not quite sure what to make of these hats.....

We tried these on and couldn’t determine if we looked fierce or ridic. I’m leaning towards ridic. The shoe department held better prospects for us.

The shoes cost about $230 with the discount

Not all the shoes were gems...just most

Looking for a a tacky sequin bag? You’ve come to the right place. Hey, there’s a reason this label is popular with Euro-trash.

             And the crowning jewel of the sale is this a-m-a-z-i-n-g skirt.

Whoop there it is!

Here’s the info my little lambs: 

June 23-25 
Tuesday-Thursday 11am-8pm
The Altman Building 
135 West 18 Street 
(between Sixth and Seventh Avenues) 

Confirmed: NYC has turned into suburbia. Due to loud complaints from possibly the Palin “David Letterman is a child molester” camp, the beloved white hot (threesome? foursome?) is now a no-some. Replaced by the lovely Doutzen Kroes, alas, it is still no replacement for the much-needed salaciousness (hello, it’s a recession-let’s get our mind off our financial woes by focusing on group sex in non- air-conditioned conditions!).  We say, “Boo.”

Some of the fuggest items currently at the D & G sample sale:

                                                         Sale ends tomorrow!!!

My fellow blogger decided that fmmh needed a bit of a public relations push and put fashionmakesmehorny.com on the home pages of ALL OF THE COMPUTERS at the Apple store in the meatpacking district! Desperate or ingenious? You decide!

the location of fashion makes me horny's new pr stunt

modern-day acid wash incarnation

So, we first got a glimpse of acid wash at the William Rast show back in February and were both horrified and intrigued (mainly because it was paired with a lot of cowboy fringe). Do we really need to bring back EVERY trend from the 80s? Anyway, since everyone from Wet Seal to Balmain is doing acid wash–and all the hipster robots (and ashamedly I) will be scooping them up from American Apparel– we might as well dive into this trend as well. The pair above isn’t so bad, as long as they are paired with a simple top and shoes.

Acid wash t-shirt from American Apparel

The above t-shirt is cute and not as acid-y and gets the FMMH stamp (or kiss) of approval! As long as I don’t feel as if I dropped acid after looking at an acid wash item, I’m getting on board with said trend!