Fashion Makes Me Horny

  • Spring Platform Lust

    1.25.10

    I know that it’s ball-freezing cold in most parts of the country, but that doesn’t stop the most hopeful of us from looking forward to the spring. And what exemplifies the hope and newness of spring? Flowers and greenery? Well, yes, but I was thinking more along the lines of  platform wedge heels, naturally.  Here are a couple of my favorites in neutrals such as nude (of course, hehe) and taupe.

    Check out Gucci’s Clemence open-toe platform heel. I love the sleek cut-outs!

    Photo: gucci.com

    And, ASOS’s Plush leather strappy peep-toe wedges:

    Photo: asos.com

    Not only do they add mad inches (up to five inches, yo), but they also allow your toes to breathe and say hello to the world after being suffocated in socks and boots all winter. Just make sure to get a spa pedicure before you unveil your white digits to the world, boo.

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  • Freaky Shoes Deserve a Freaky Ad Campaign

    1.25.10

    Check out the Alexander McQueen Spring 2010 ad campaign featuring the Alien shoes and model Raquel Zimmermann covered in THIRTY snakes!

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  • CFDA Launches “Fashion For Haiti” Designs T-shirt For Earthquake Relief

    1.25.10

    CAMPAIGN TO RAISE FUNDS FOR VICTIMS OF EARTHQUAKE

    Proceeds to Benefit Clinton Bush Haiti Fund

    January 25, 2010—In response to the devastating January 12 earthquake in Haiti, the fashion industry has pulled together to organize a nation-wide effort to raise monies for the victims of the natural disaster. A $25 “Fashion for Haiti” T-shirt will go on sale February 12 at retailers across the country with proceeds benefitting the Clinton Bush Haiti Fund, which is raising funds for immediate, high-impact relief and long-term recovery efforts to help those who are most in need of assistance.

    “The tragedy in Haiti has affected everyone and most of us individually have given money for relief,” said Diane von Furstenberg, President of the Council of Fashion Designers of America. “However, I think it is now important to send a message and create a channel for funding from fashion as an industry.”

    “The total devastation of Haiti is unimaginable. I am always amazed by the strength, talent and compassion of our industry and now more than ever it is essential we come together and help make a difference,” said Ralph Lauren.

    “The devastation in Haiti has touched us all deeply,” said Tory Burch. “Now more than ever is the time to ban together and help them get back on the road to recovery.”

    “As we watch the story unfold in Haiti, it is our obligation to act,” said Andrew Rosen, President & CEO of Theory. “We must move quickly to raise the much needed money and support for the relief efforts that are beginning now, and that will be required in the months and years to come.”

    The initiative will move forward with the support of the fashion industry, including the entire CFDA membership, and carries the endorsement of fashion leaders Tory Burch, Kevin Carrigan, Francisco Costa, Oscar de la Renta, Tommy Hilfiger, Donna Karan, Ralph Lauren, Andrew Rosen, Diane von Furstenberg, Vera Wang, Anna Wintour, Italo Zucchelli, among many others.

    The “Fashion for Haiti” T-shirt logo was designed by Peter Arnell, who in 2001 created the now iconic mended heart logo for the “Fashion for America” fundraiser, organized by the CFDA and Vogue magazine, which raised $2 million after 9/11 for the Twin Towers Fund.
    The black and lime green logo features the tagline “Hope Help Heal Haiti” underneath a block design of “To Haiti With Love,” with a map of the nation standing in for the word “Haiti.” The sleeve will be marked with the “Fashion for Haiti” slogan and the inside collar will have “CFDA” printed on it.

    Coordinated by the CFDA, the short sleeve T-shirt will be manufactured by Theory under the “Fashion for Haiti” label. It will be available in women’s and men’s styles at retailers nationwide as well as online at www.cfda.com.

    Information on how to order T-shirts can be placed by contacting fashionforhaiti@cfda.com.

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  • Thigh-high Madness!

    1.20.10

    Thigh-high boots have become ubiquitous on city streets, but I’ve found a couple of amazing versions that may not exactly translate to real life.

    What does it mean when your boots require straps or belts? A new career direction?

    Report Kane Over the Knee Boot via 80spurple.com

    The following pair looks like what I would wear when feeding my neighbors’ horses. Yee haw!

    Jeffrey Campbell Obscene Boots via Karmaloop.com

    Leave it to the French to raise the thigh-high bar. Check out the pair from French shoe designer LaRare, but they probably leave marks on your legs the way lawn chairs do in the summer.

    Electra Montana Boot

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  • You, Too, Can Get Custom Pasties on Etsy

    1.19.10

    Silver Starlight Rhinestone Sequin Pearl Applique Burlesque Pasties

    Don’t even ask me how I find these things, but I do.  A seller out of Portland Gothfox Designs, sells her custom-made pasties in all sorts of colors and patterns in her Etsy shop. According to Gothfox’s web site:

    Each pair is hand made to order, including the tassels! Tassels are then *magically* placed in an eyelet for easy twirling by everyone. This technique is especially great for beginners since it will allow the tassel to spin freely and not be caught up in the fabric of the pasties.

    Yes! I need my tassels to spin freely! Seriously, though, one of my friends bought me a pair of mass-produced pasties a few years ago for my birthday, and let me tell you, the tassels were stiff and the pasties didn’t stay on long. (Maybe that was the point, who knows?)

    Check out some of the really cute (and really reasonably priced) pasties!

    Boudoir Burlesque Pasties

    Satin Peacock Baby Burlesque Pasties

    Couture Valentine Obsession Rhinestone Pasties

    Whether you want to surprise your significant other in the boudoir or are hitting up amateur night at your local burlesque spot, Gothfox Designs have the perfect pasties for your curves!

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  • Go Bright and Retro for a Mid-Winter Break

    1.18.10

    The loooong winter that’s hit the East Coast is depressing and the only solution to avoid insanity due to frostbite and fashion-impairment due to having to cover up EVERYTHING is sexy swimwear and a mid-winter break.  Bright colors and flattering ruching will lift your spirits (and your bust, hehe). I suggest hitting up Cabo, the Bahamas or the Dominican Republic in these seriously sexy retro suits that aren’t your grandma’s swimsuits.

    Feel like a Greek goddess in these royal blue suits from Rigby and Peller:

    NYC darling Malia Mills makes a range of amazing suits for all body types, including the Dreamboat below features a beautiful tie front and warm chocolate hue:

    This Limoncello suit from Juicy Couture is super-cute, except you’re not supposed to wear it in a hot tub! (What, in case it melts?)

    I love the green color and underwire of this Victoria’s Secret bandeau top and side tie bottom:

    Armed with these lovely suits and a week off, your winter will seem much more bearable and will be much sexier. If you can’t afford to take a vacay OR your supervisor has a problem with personal days, I suggest buying a suit, turning on the heat in your apartment and getting a fake palm tree.

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  • Knuckle Rings Kick Ass!

    1.16.10

    Knuckle rings are the perfect accessory to wear over sleek leather gloves this drab winter season and to carry you into the spring with ass-kicking style! Not only are they eye-catching, but they’re functional, too,  just in case you get into a bar brawl (not that I know ANYTHING about arguing in a bar).  I’ve picked out a few of my favorites!

    The name says it all. Check out the Pow Crystal Knuckle Ring from Nasty Gal:

    $24

    Or, if you’re a redhead and want something to match your freckles, try the Red Freckles Swarovski Crystal Ring from Milk:

    $173

    Made Her Think makes the really fabulous Double Talon Knuckle Buster Ring that your hand needs (it looks like it also could double as a can opener):

    $188

    One of my favorites is this classy, yet fierce CC Skye Meckenzie Ring from Harmony Lane:

    $150

    Robert Lee Morris for Elizabeth and James makes this beautiful brushed contour brass knuckle ring (I always knew the Olsens were small but tough):

    $155

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  • Jimmy Choo for Ugg? Sounds Fugg-ly

    1.13.10

    Jimmy Choo has gone from high-end, aspirational iconic footwear to plastic diffusion lines (H&M) and now a plain confusing collaboration with Ugg Australia.  Tamara Mellon is teaming up with Ugg to design a limited edition collection of five different sheepskin boots with Jimmy Choo design details that will run from $595-$795.

    The French seem more open to the collaboration. Check out Jalou‘s rendition:

    Would you wear these? Or is this a doomed marriage of ugly comfort and sexy stilettos?

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  • Cool as Hell Vintage Wares on Ebay from Bustown Modern

    1.12.10

    Sup, kids! I discovered Bustown Modern, a badass vintage seller on eBay that, according to their “About Us” section,

    . . . specializes in 20th century furnishings + fashion. From atomic 50s and Scandinavian modern to couture party dresses and 80s glam, we hand-select every piece we sell for design, quality and condition. Based in Columbus, Ohio, we offer weekly eBay auctions and an eBay store, a full online store and an entire room at Eclectiques Antique Mall in Columbus.

    So, you can either haul ass to Ohio or check out their eBay store. Here are some of my favorites currently being sold:

    Vintage 80s Avante Garde Swing Coat

    Vintage 80s Scarf Mini Dress with Embroidered Epaulets

    With auctions for some of these items starting as low as $14.99, you have no excuse not to rock vintage this spring!

    Vintage 70s Mongolian Wool Hooded Vest

    Vintage 80s Black and White Striped Mini Dress

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  • Zoren Gold and Minori Capture Our Colorful Fantasies

    1.11.10

    Photo: artisticthings.com

    Photo: artisticthings.com

    Photo: artisticthings.com

    Photo: mi-zo.com

    Photo: mi-zo.com

    Photo: mi-zo.com

    Photographers Zoren Gold and Minori fuse digital design with eye-catching images that result in some of the most vibrant photos we’ve seen. If only real life could be this psychedelic. To see more of their creations, check them out here.

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  • The Queen Wears Lingerie, Too

    1.10.10

    It’s FUH-REEZING outside, but we have something to warm up your frigid nights and make them frigid no more (in more ways than one-hehe)! We hopped across the pond and found some unexpected sexiness in jolly old England. You wouldn’t think the queen as one who would indulge in lingerie and corsetry, but she’s a woman like any of us (well, a woman with a crown, an empire and her face on money, so ALMOST like any of us). She gave Rigby and Peller a Royal Warrant to provide her with corsetry back in 1960, so if it’s good enough for the queen, it’s good enough for you!

    Check out some of the amazingly sweet and sexy pieces from Rigby and Peller’s Spring/Summer 2010 Collection, which will be available in February (just in time for Valentine’s Day).

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