Will Beckham's H&M collection look like this Armani ad?

Yes, we know we’ve been gone a long time. And you know what brought us back? Becks. In his skivvies. AND the promise of getting your man into Beckham’s underwear. (Not literally, but you know.)

Anyway, David Beckham just signed a deal to bring his magic touch to a line of bodywear for H&M. What is bodywear, you ask? Well, we are not exactly sure. We’re guessing briefs, boxer briefs, tanks and the like.  He told WWD:

“Over the past year, I’ve been developing my Bodywear range with my team and I’m extremely positive about what we have designed and produced,” Beckham said in a statement. “The final piece in the jigsaw was a retail partner who has the vision and capability to distribute these products globally. In H&M we have found the perfect partner to collaborate with going forward.”

At any rate, the collection will be available in 1,800 lucky H&M stores early February 2012. We’ll definitely pick up a pair, if only to say we got into David Beckham’s underwear.

Anything House of Diehl is a must-attend! The Style Wars innovators and Lady Gaga costumers keep throwing amazingness at us, and this time, they’re having a sale that includes one-of-a-kind and rare wares from  top designers. Last time we went, we saw vintage Christian Dior, Vivienne Westwood and YSL (and that was just before we fainted from couture overload).

This time, there will be hundreds of pieces from House of Diehl’s Style Wars archives, for, wait for it. . . only $5-50! Browse a curated array of fashion gems from the 1960s to today from YSL, Versace, Marc Jacobs, D&G, Balenciaga,  plus more fashion finds, sartorial experiments, and trendy basics, all at the Style Wars HQ. Wine, too!

4-9pm
House of Diehl studio, 19 West 26th St., Fl 5, Between 6th & Bway, NYC

Our favorite subversive jewelry designer — designing jewelry such as human hair earrings, ear tips and gun pendants — Jules Kim of Bijules is having a trunk sale at Eva NYC this Thursday, so if your accessory repertoire is missing a snake nail ring, then this event’s a must-attend!

Bijules Nail Ring

Bijules Curved Bar Ring

And if you can’t attend, check out the Bijules website.

This painterly dress from Patterson J. Kincaid, aptly called the ‘Picasso Floral Monterey Wrap Dress’ requires a mimosa, bare feet and a sunset overlooking a Bali beach. And you don’t even have to shave your legs.

$198, at Revolveclothing.com