From Beyonce to Giselle–the ladies on Park Avenue are taking off their Gold Bulgaris and putting on the Full Blooded Gold Swatch!

Are these bitches even leather?

So, these are the Choos that will be in select H&M stores November 14th. (I marked my calender:) I hope they have more options then just these! I am also really curious to see what the quality is like, because $160 is cheap for Jimmy Choos, but not if they suck! Also, since Jimmy Choo sample sale prices hover around $275 for a pair of REAL ones, I think we’d rather just fork over the extra $100. I also heard he will be designing clothes for them as well!! Muy interesante! What next? Chanel for Bebe?

This is one furry sale!

Table full of fluffy furs (say that ten times fast)

One of several racks of fur coats

The bags at this sale kinda sucked (esp. at the steep price of $650!) But the dresses were off the hook!!!

Feathers on my shoulders? YES PLEASE!

Leather babydoll

This picture does not do the leather dress justice.

Prices may de down a few percentage points tomorrow since it’s the last day.

Women’s ready-to-wear, handbags, small leather goods, and fur are discounted at the annualFendi warehouse sale. Through 6/24. Metropolitan Pavilion, 123 W. 18th St., nr. Sixth Ave.; T (8–8), W (9–3:30).

So we headed over to the Roberto Cavalli sample sale today  and took a few pics to show you what they have: 

We're not quite sure what to make of these hats.....

We tried these on and couldn’t determine if we looked fierce or ridic. I’m leaning towards ridic. The shoe department held better prospects for us.

The shoes cost about $230 with the discount

Not all the shoes were gems...just most

Looking for a a tacky sequin bag? You’ve come to the right place. Hey, there’s a reason this label is popular with Euro-trash.

             And the crowning jewel of the sale is this a-m-a-z-i-n-g skirt.

Whoop there it is!

Here’s the info my little lambs: 

June 23-25 
Tuesday-Thursday 11am-8pm
The Altman Building 
135 West 18 Street 
(between Sixth and Seventh Avenues) 

Some of the fuggest items currently at the D & G sample sale:

                                                         Sale ends tomorrow!!!

Tory Burch

Heading to the Tory Burch sample sale in the morning, and trying to manifest deeply slashed prices and plenty of items in my size. Sample sales are the one time it sucks wearing a 7.5 shoe since everyone and their great-grandmothers dog wears that size. Ugh.  So the rumor is prices have been slashed again due to lagging sales (woo-hoo!). A little birdie told me all shoes (both flats and wedges) are now $75 and  polos are 2 for $70.  If anyone has been, holla and let us the the deal! If you wanna check it out for yourself: 261West 36th St. between 7th and 8th Ave. 2nd Floor. 10am-6pm

$5.80 Forever 21

I promise two things:

1. After this post I will shut the F up about trying to replace the Anna Paxton necklace.

2. This blog is NOT an ode to Forever 21 and I actually rarely go in there, but for some reason I have gone twice this month already.

SO……I found this one for $5.80 and I was little worried that is looked too cheap, because of the velvet on top but once I tried it on I noticed it was barely visible and I ALWAYS wear my hair down so no worries there. Lucky for me I had my fellow blogger in tow and she does not mince words..so if she approves it then I know I am good to go;) The Anna Paxton version is about $230 I believe and it’s a thing of exquisite beauty..but this is a recession baby! I will wear this with a wife beater (duh) and the amazing blazer I scored at the DVF sample sale. What what.

Forever 21 $15.80

While it would be a little farfetched to say that this necklace is a replacement for the Fiona Paxton one we posted a few days ago, we would say it’s cousin of the original (albeit a distant cousin). How excited were we to spot the last one in the store and then to find out it goes for $15.80?! Woo hoo! Don’t worry we won’t hog it all to ourselves, you can get yours at forever21.com.

Here are some accessories I am currently lusting after:

This Metalcraft cuff with geometric cutouts is so badass, I can hardly take it.

I want to wear this Fiona Paxton necklace with a wife beater, black shorts, and tall gladiators…..or perhaps this Diesel dress: