• About

    Fashion Makes Me Horny documents the beautiful, the bizarre, the practical and the aspirational in the world of fashion and beauty. Editor Christianna Ablahad is a fashion and beauty product-obsessed freelance writer who’s interviewed designers such as Marc Jacobs, Diane von Furstenberg, and Donna Karan, finagled her way into fashion shows at New York Fashion Week (but is now invited, of course) and hobnobbed with fashion’s elite editors and photographers. She’s also tested (with results both disastrous and impressive) pore diffusers, eyebrow pencils, cream blushes and miracle anti-aging serums.

    You know the euphoric feeling when you find the perfect pair of sexy stilettos at half off or the pair of jeans that makes your behind look like it was sculpted by Michelangelo himself? FMMH does. How about when you find the absolutely perfect pinky-peach lip gloss or a bronzer that makes your skin glimmer with a sun-kissed glow? Hot. You know it and horny captures it.  Here, you’ll find runway fashion, interviews with fashion insiders, miracle beauty products and lust-worthy items. On trend, but never trendy. Horny yet?