House of Diehl, the cool kids of Style Wars fame–where designers design against the clock using household objects and vintage threads in a Project-Runway-on-crack fashion event–recently debuted Diehl Breakers, a line of handmade sunglasses that put cutting edge style first and function second. The unstoppable Betsey Johnson has a pair and now I have a pair, too!

You may not be able to wear them driving, but you can wear them at the following:

1. Lounging at the local rooftop pool–sun not required, but kick ass outfit is.

2. Front row at a fashion show.

3. In an exclusive booth at The Box burlesque club.

4. On an Alaskan cruise (to throw off the other tourists).

5. Auditioning to be a backup dancer for M.I.A.

6. As part of a solo performance art show at the MOMA.

7. Chillin’ with your peeps. (This one’s my favorite.)

Check out the different Breaker collections below. My fave is the “Silver Eyelids” from the Disco set, because it’s eyeshadow and sunglasses–all in one!

HoD "Tough" Breakers

HoD "Sunset" Breakers

HoD "Disco" Breakers

HoD "Candy Panes"