Just when I thought we were cured of our addiction to overpriced premium denim that cost upwards of $150, Hudson Jeans says “screw the economy” and debuts the Resurrection line. Price point? $995.

Hudson’s latest collection is called Resurrection for its repurposed fabrics pieced together into one-of-a-kind styles that you probably can make in your crafts class at Michaels. One-of-a-kind does NOT mean bespoke, however, so if regular Hudsons don’t fit you well, these aren’t likely to fit well, either, no matter how high the price tag. I don’t know about you, but embellishments like sideways pockets and zipper detailing do not a thousand dollar jean make.

My thoughts? My plain old Hudsons fit fabulously and cost less than a car payment, so there.