So, I’ve been walking around unawares that women around the world (meaning mostly South Beach) are feeling an intense need to lighten their nether regions. There’s an actual product out there called South Beach Lightening Gel for Sensitive Areas. This gel lightens “embarrassingly dark” anal and genital areas, underarms, nipples (huh?) and other skin discolorations. Unless you’re one of Jesse James’ ex-wives and starring in the next porno blockbuster, I don’t see the need to bleach down south. Do you?