Sick of Hallmark’s sappy, sweet Valentine’s Day crap? Want to express your real feelings? Face it, you’re horny and Valentine’s Day is the perfect time for “keepin’ it real” with L.A. based design firm Kuro‘s Stank Sentiments Valentine’s Day cards.

With phrases from our favorite hip hop artists like 2 Live Crew, Sir Mix-a-Lot and Lil Wayne (who’s supposed to start his prison sentence Feb. 9th–you can send him the “Lick Me Like a Lollipop” card in jail), these cards are sure to please your hip hop lover. My favorite? “Oh, Me So Horny. (Me Luv You Long Time).”

Check them out and buy them at Kuro’s Etsy shop for $5 each or a pack of six for $25 (for all your hoes).

Biggie would be proud.