Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s line for JC Penney debuts today and you’ll be hard-pressed to find anything if you’re over 15. I tried, believe me. I really like their Elizabeth and James contemporary line, but sometimes a girl doesn’t feel like paying $400 for a blazer, you know?

Unfortunately, the quality and style is a far, far cry from Elizabeth and James. Here are a few spring picks I would buy if Forever 21 were to close down.

I would wear this twill bottom dress to brunch (but with big sunglasses to cover the hangover face puffiness).

Photo: Olsenboye.com

This bow skirt is actually pretty cute. I would wear it out for drinks (but I would pair it with a color that didn’t make me look like I was invoking Ronald McDonald).

Photo: Olsenboye.com

This boyfriend blazer has cute piping and a military style badge for all you fashion warriors. I would probably pair it with some rolled up boyfriend jeans instead of a cutesie skirt.

Photo: Olsenboye.com

So, if you dare venture into the juniors section of JC Penney and are over 15, these are pretty much your only age-appropriate options.