Thigh-high boots have become ubiquitous on city streets, but I’ve found a couple of amazing versions that may not exactly translate to real life.

What does it mean when your boots require straps or belts? A new career direction?

Report Kane Over the Knee Boot via 80spurple.com

The following pair looks like what I would wear when feeding my neighbors’ horses. Yee haw!

Jeffrey Campbell Obscene Boots via Karmaloop.com

Leave it to the French to raise the thigh-high bar. Check out the pair from French shoe designer LaRare, but they probably leave marks on your legs the way lawn chairs do in the summer.

Electra Montana Boot