Usually, one of our favorite clothing shops ever Oak inspires and “ehem” causes certain biological reactions while perusing their amazing goods for men and women. Sometimes, though, even a shop as hip-without-trying-too-hard as Oak makes some missteps. In this case, a metallic misstep by the name of Rachel Comey. The metallic romper/sweater/possible “disco ball in a former life” concoction makes even the model proudly display a camel toe (I hated even typing that!).

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Why, oh, why? AND, it looks itchy, too, and costs $436. Maybe I’m the crazy one, since they’re out of sizes XS and S.

I’d rather save a couple of hundred bucks and get the versatile, mysterious Harmon Parka Lining. It zips! It unzips! It’s a sweater, it’s a hoodie, it’s a vest and it’s overall fabulous.