I don’t know why I haven’t seen these before, or maybe their sheer fabulousness was too much for me, but I recently discovered a favorite of both Lady Gaga’s (Faux Lash Jane #116) and Betsey Johnson’s (Faux Lash Floriane #21)–Make Up For Ever‘s false eyelashes. The come in several different categories: nude (for a natural look), fashion (for skanks and drag queens who like rhinestones in their lashes) and artistic (for people who work for Cirque du Soleil and others who like feathers and shiz on their lashes).

I think this is a bad ass (badass?)  idea for NYE or anytime you want to fit into the above categories. There are 60 falsies to choose from, kids, so there’s no excuse for having sparse lashes or not at least attempting to pull a Lady Gaga makeup face once in a while! (Just for kicks, wear the feathered ones to scare away the nice boy your grandmother tries to set you up with just because he comes from a good family–meaning, he’s a boring ass pharmacist who counts pills for a living and whose idea of danger is driving his 2002 Toyota Camry without wearing his seat belt.)  I think this may be fierce competition for Latisse, the latest eyelash growth treatment being hawked by Brooke Shields.

They’re amazing, artistic and easy to put on. You can get them at Sephora. Then, you can wear your Make Up For Ever (yeah, I’m not sure why it’s spelled that way, either, but you can’t argue with genius) lashes while you indulge in lashes of the consensual sort.