Some things are too good to be true and I would definitely file lohanhouse.com under that category. We all know things have not been great for the Lohan clan in a while (especially the  ever-so-tragic Lindsay), but they seem to have hit a new low. Lohanhouse.com sells off all the family’s unwanted stuff, and is even divided by family member (no sign of Papa Lohan though!). We’re guessing the fam is HARD up for cash especially since their cash cow has all but dried up. Don’t judge me but I actually got excited for a second because I found out Linds wears a size 8 (my size), and thought maybe I would score something cool, but then I saw these…..

$100

$75

$179

Wow! These manage to be out of style, over priced, and hideous all at once. But what about the clothes you ask?

You'll be Jon Gosselin's dream girl in this number from Ed Hardy $25

Throw this over your swim suit for that notorious Lohan modesty. Miss Sixty $55

Juicy Couture $150

Juicy Couture $150

Marc Jacobs $350

So the out-of-date Marc Jacobs jacket above, is by far the best bet on the entire site. I honestly think Lohan House is where Juicy Couture goes to die. While I won’t be buying anything soon I’ll definitely be checking back for entertainment purposes! Happy Holidays from FMMH!