A Target Do and a Target Disaster @ Fashion Makes Me Horny

A Target Do and a Target Disaster

12.16.09

Most people go to Target to pick up Tom’s of Maine Toothpaste, Avalon Organics Vitamin C Cleansing Gel and Pup-eronis. (Well, I do. And, the Pup-eronis are for my dog, not me, but I digress–this is a fashion blog, not a “Random Things I Picked up at Target” blog.) However, Target’s amazing diffusion lines (like Rodarte’s, debuting Dec. 20th) and soon Zac Posen’s line (debuting nationwide April 25th–eons away!) draw the fashionable (i.e., moi) to check out what other sartorial wares they hawk at any given time.

Target’s Converse One Star line consistently surprises by coming up with high quality basics that make you feel like the coolest chick in school. I found a sweet heather lavender tissue-thin oversized tee that is on par with a James Perse or Adam tee. (Note: buy in XL for drapey feel.) I plan on wearing it with liquid leggings, a cropped blazer and Jeffrey Campbell multi-strap platforms.

Converse One Star Slit Pocket Tee

Compare to the James Perse tee below. Not a huge difference in quality or style, but a quite a bit in price.

James Perse Tee

Target is a must for any fashionista (self-styled or otherwise) who implements the high-low strategy in her wardrobe. (And by high-low, I mean mixing designer and discount, not Adderall and Xanax, hehe.)

On a more somber note, I did see a monstrosity at Target that seared my eyeballs and that no sane woman would even entertain bringing into her home, let alone wearing. The visual merchandisers at Target somehow decided to proudly display the following Nick and Nora fuzzy-wuzzy onesie FOR GROWN WOMEN.

Nick and Nora

Really?! Would you like to guarantee a sexless future? Then please wear these. I think I’ll stick to my semi-sheer Converse tee.

8 comments
8 responses to “A Target Do and a Target Disaster”
1. Tweets that mention A Target Do and a Target Disaster @ fashion makes me horny -- Topsy.com December 17th, 2009 at 08:47
  
  [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by fashionmmhorny, L Ciccotto. L Ciccotto said: Target sells monkey and bunny footie pjs for adults. This look, while probably warm and comfy, is only cute on kids. http://bit.ly/4qoqAa [...]
2. Roxie December 17th, 2009 at 19:43
  
  I would wear these w/o a second thought. HELLS YES! GIMMIE!
3. dj December 17th, 2009 at 20:19
  
  Every guy I’ve asked said they think their gf would look cute in onesie pjs.. I have a pair I bought last year and definitely don’t have a sexless future
  
  It’s about the confidence when you drag them out.
4. Alexis December 19th, 2009 at 00:18
  
  Honestly, I’m quite the serious girl, but I’d wear those, so lighten up!
5. Ryan C. VanWilliams December 19th, 2009 at 12:57
  
  …..awesome post. I love the lower end items that have the “look”. =)
6. forex robot December 21st, 2009 at 02:20
  
  Keep posting stuff like this. I really like it.
7. phil December 23rd, 2009 at 10:44
  
  from a male point of view, these maybe not be the sexy pj women are expected to wear, but if my wife wore those onesie bunny pj, i’d want to do it like a bunny all night
8. Renee Day December 23rd, 2009 at 11:10
  
  I LOVE the bunny foot pajamas. Its so “A christmas story” Bah humbug if you don’t get it.
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