Pavon dress

Although All Hallow’s Eve has ended and taken with it your right to dress like a complete slut without judgement being cast upon you, we just couldn’t resist sharing these bondage-inspired delights! Patricia Field, maven of all things trashy and wonderful, offers a goldmine of Lady Gaga-esque garb. If you’re not lucky enough to live in NYC, you can peruse her wares online. Just don’t blame us if people think you’re selling YOUR wares when you slip into these barely-there bits of fabric. But Patricia’s not the only one who thinks you should run around the city half-naked. Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to make us want to take a page from her book of slutdom. If you don’t know what we’re talking about, check out her latest incarnation of “leggings” below.

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Strippers everywhere rejoice! Let me guess, she wants you to use her new self-tanning line, Sevin Nyne before you put these monstrosities on (btw, what’s with all these stupid numerical brands she’s hawking?). If you were hoping for a Hohan comeback, I’m afraid your dreams have been dashed and taken to the nearest Vegas flesh joint.

Helmut Lang Bondage Long Sleeve Dress

And if you have $500 and an urge to try a classier version of this trend, how about Helmut Lang’s version from shopbop.com. Being tied up never looked so good!