To continue our perceived domination of Halloween, in addition to our Halloween nails, we’re also going to be checking out the creative hair and makeup packages at Dex New York, one of NYC’s top hair and makeup studios!

Our only question is: Why can’t it be Halloween everyday?

Last month (yes, I know, we’re late reporting!)  we discovered a vital invention that will save left-handed men THREE WHOLE SECONDS in the bathroom. I know people are busier and busier these days, but this is ridiculous! HOM, sometimes sexy (but usually cheesy) French underwear company (Calvin Klein has nothing to worry about) is behind this phenomenon.

The Telegraph reports, ” While boxer shorts usually have an central opening, Y-fronts and trunks traditionally have a right-handed opening, making it potentially more tricky for left-handed men when they are standing at a urinal. The Hom underwear has an opening slit made horizontally underneath the waistband.”

HOM HO1 via hom.com

You can purchase the invention of the century here. Also, is it just me, or the name HO1 hilarious?!

Four Spooky Design Nails to Claw Out the Night from Kiss

Nail Halloween this year with four spooky designs of Kiss’ press-on nails available at leading drug-stores nationwide.  These are perfect nails for Halloween parties and a day of trick-or-treating.

Red French  Silver Spider Web   Vampire Red  Black & White Skull

Available at all Sephora Locations October 15th – 31st 2009 plus www.dashingdiva.com

Dashing Diva introduces new Halloween themed Design Nails on the Go, fun pre-glued press-on nails for the spooky holiday festivities.  They can last for up to two days of wear.  To remove, simply soak nails in warm water and remove – no damage is done to the natural nails.

Halloween Design Nails on the Go are available in three designs:

Skull & Bonz      Treasure Island        Love Potion

Features
• No messy polish or drying time.
• Fun & trendy – Designs for the fun-loving, trend-setter.
• Quick & easy – Adhesive is already on the nails. Find the correct sized nail, press-on and go!
• Nails last for a day or two if desired, or for just one evening
• No damage done to the natural nails.

Price: $8.00

Dashing Diva Design Nails on the Go are currently available online at http://www.dashingdiva.com/DashingDivaStore/c-82-diva-specials.aspx.

Starting October 15^th, they can also be purchased at participating Dashing Diva nail spas and at all 240 Sephora stores nationwide until Halloween.

According to our fierce French source, it will be both clothing and accessories.

Yves Saint Laurent
Friends and Family Sale 2009
October 28th – 30th

Up to 80% off original retail prices

Wednesday, October 28 8am – 8pm
Thursday, October 29 8am – 8pm
Friday, October 30 8am – 2pm

Metropolitan Pavilion
123 West 18th Street, 4th floor
Between 6th and 7th Avenue

Cash, Visa, MasterCard, Discover and American Express accepted.
No Checks. All Sales are FINAL.

Pierre Dal Corso

Amazing color contrast and I love how the lipstick that took so long to meticulously apply can all be destroyed and create another type of beauty with one careful smudge.

No one does smudged lipstick better than Lady Gaga in Out magazine.

Starting a new lipstick trend?

photos via designboom

We don’t suggest trying to wear earrings this size, but Belgian artist Liesbeth Busssche designs jewery for the streets of Amsterdam.

necklace chain

broken heart chain

broken heart chain

If you want to see more of Busssche, check out her web site. She’s currently exhibiting at the ‘What’s New?’ exhibition at Galerie Sofie Lachaert in Belgium until November 8. If you’re in the hood, swing by! We feel more cities should accessorize their city like this–it’s interesting, eye-catching  yet discreet–all of the qualities a woman should try to cultivate. We try here at FMMH, but we’re apparently works in progress! (The hardest part for us is the discreet part–how can hurricanes be discreet?)

Also, to try to organize our scattered and varied interests, we will be launching more “makes me horny” blogs, including design, art and music, so stay tuned!

I noticed this in the cab tonight and all I can say is WOW. (And that it made my lady parts tingle.) Kate Moss, Depeche Mode and YSL. The perfect trifecta!

According to Women’s Wear Daily, Tom Ford has decided to finally design womenswear (that looks like “women swear,” tee hee)! My question is: what took him so long to decide this? The fabulousness of Tom Ford needs to be extended to the rest of the population, thank you! He left Gucci in 2004 (leaving me in tears, but also leaving me with a bag from his last Gucci collection, which is now a collector’s item!), started his own line of menswear (now men are swearing–I’ll stop now), eyewear, and fragrance (just say no to his White Patchouli, though. No offence, Tom!). Tom just needs 50 million bucks and 18 months to get it all together.  The sleek sexiness he brought to Gucci and YSL will be well worth the wait.

Now this is the type of tailoring I'd like done

Check out the Tom Ford web site to see what he’s done for men. Really unbelievable tailoring and sexy, sleek lines. We can’t wait!

What: Valentino Sample Sale! Up to 88 percent (not sure why 88% seems arbitrary, but we’ll take it) off dresses, sportswear, outerwear, and accessories from Valentino’s fall/winter collection.
When: Oct. 21 & 22. Wed. & Thurs., 9 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: 49 W. 38th St., b/t Fifth & Sixth Aves., 4th flr.

Go now!

Meet Tavi, the cutest fashion blogger EVER. We recently discovered this fellow fashion blogger while perusing the millions of fashion blogs out there and thought we had stumbled upon Cute Overload by mistake. This one, however, is written by an adorable, precocious 13-year-old Brit named Tavi. Tavi is sweet, smart and has an aptitude for fashion well beyond her tender years. Not only does she write about fashion, she displays her own creative outfits on her blog Style Rookie. Dare we say that Tavi, with her glasses and short frame is a better blogger than we are??? Or, is this a hoax? Is she really the cute awkward teeny, tiny, accidental genius or is she taking us all for a ride? Whatever the case, we’re falling for her schtick big time. I dare you not to “awwww” at photo two.

Lady Gaga should be taking notes.

What the devil is going on with the horns on her shins? Whatever it is, we’d like to know.

HOLY CHRISTMAS! We need these tights.

To go off topic, one of us moved in with the other, so we have TWO bloggers under one Williamsburg roof and we still can’t get our shit together?? Dammit, the neighbors are baking French bread right after we swore off carbs!  (If we didn’t know any better we’d say Top Chef auditions are going on in 2F! What, you mean to tell me you’re in love, have an adorable King Charles Cavalier puppy AND spend your Sunday evenings making fresh baguettes for the week? Really?) OK, we digress. We’ll stop drinking the Hatorade ’cause we’re full (plus, we’ve exceeded our calorie limit for the day- that fake “hot” –more like lukewarm—yoga class didn’t help, and by the way f@%k the persons who stole BOTH of our umbrellas from the Crunch gym lobby during torrential downpours).

Ok, we just needed to get that off our chests. Back to Tavi, the adorable little biscuit that she is, who lifted our spirits more than anyone else today. Thanks, Tavi.

If teeny, tiny Tavi’s your cup of tea, check her out in Interview magazine. We’re still waiting for them to call…