Ever look at an American Apparel ad and think, “Hey, I can do that!” Well, now you can! Terry Richardson (the lovable perv that he is) is democratizing pornography by allowing you all (who are 18 and with a state-issued ID, of course) to strip down to well… nothing! Casting info here.

Wanna look like this? Meow.

He might even let you bring a friend (or two?):

3 Way Kiss, Terry Richardson

Honestly, we are considering doing this, but we’re waaayyyyyyy too modest to drop trou, even for Terry Richardson.

Who are we kidding!? One of us got a free massage off Craigslist (much to the chagrine of her significant other). And the other one was convinced by a French (?) photographer (read: guy with Nikon) to take some “artsy” shots in his in-house “studio” (read: studio apartment). Ummmm, yeah…

Anyway, ahem [brushes prim skirt down and nervously adjusts pearls], if any of you decide to brave an audition, PUH-LEASE let us know how things turn out.

Quiet! Casting in session.