Even though some fashion experts are declaring leggings dead, we here at FMMH just can’t quit them! The latest incarnation involves lots of skin (no objections here) and strategic slashes. So far, though, I’ve only seen one fat chick in Queens rocking them and had to turn my eyes away. However, I’m optimistic that NYC’s fabulous women will pair them with tunic tops and boots for early fall. Shopbop.com has some AMAZING ones and depending on how you like it, you can pick from big slashes, little slashes–and in the case of Lady Gaga and her custom-made shredded leggings from Mark and Estel–amazingly obscene slashes!

Lady Gaga in Mark and Estel

The key is to wear them with a contrasting conservative top or jacket. Keep the girls covered, otherwise you may just be seen as trying out at Scores’ amateur night.

Leyendecker Kerouac Ripped Leggings: shopbop.com

David Lerner Ripped Leggings: shopbop.com