Reason #198,263 We Wish We Were Models @ Fashion Makes Me Horny

Reason #198,263 We Wish We Were Models

7.19.09

This is the future

As if being a model wasn’t rad enough, they now have have super exclusive lounges just for them around the city and guess who’s not getting in? YOU. Delicatessen‘s new Model Lounge is basically my idea of heaven. Here is a list of some of the amenities I will not be enjoying:

1. Free Drinks

2. Free Food (What a freakin’ waste)

3. Free Swag!! (We heart swag!)

4. Massages and Manicures courtesy of Bliss Spa

5 . All Access Privilege Card (It’s no Black Amex, but it’s a step in the right direction!)

6. Surprise Gifts (One of our absolute favorite things on earth…hint hint.)

7. Invitations to private events (Duh!)

8. Discounts at Oak, Bliss Spa, Intermix etc. (Le sigh…)

9. Computers with Wi-Fi (We could blog right from the lounge….perfection. What are they looking at online? Thinspiration sites??)

10. Casio Baby G watches (If it’s free, sure why not.)

Wow, I’m actually kinda depressed now. Many I should walk my non-model self toward the Ben and Jerry’s in the freezer and solidify my status. Jealous party of two, your table is NOT ready.

1 comment
One response to “Reason #198,263 We Wish We Were Models”
1. Miss Vida July 26th, 2009 at 08:05
  
  This is hilarious!!! Especially #9 I agree.
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