My fellow blogger decided that fmmh needed a bit of a public relations push and put fashionmakesmehorny.com on the home pages of ALL OF THE COMPUTERS at the Apple store in the meatpacking district! Desperate or ingenious? You decide!

the location of fashion makes me horny's new pr stunt

modern-day acid wash incarnation

So, we first got a glimpse of acid wash at the William Rast show back in February and were both horrified and intrigued (mainly because it was paired with a lot of cowboy fringe). Do we really need to bring back EVERY trend from the 80s? Anyway, since everyone from Wet Seal to Balmain is doing acid wash–and all the hipster robots (and ashamedly I) will be scooping them up from American Apparel– we might as well dive into this trend as well. The pair above isn’t so bad, as long as they are paired with a simple top and shoes.

Acid wash t-shirt from American Apparel

The above t-shirt is cute and not as acid-y and gets the FMMH stamp (or kiss) of approval! As long as I don’t feel as if I dropped acid after looking at an acid wash item, I’m getting on board with said trend!

Hors d'oeuvres, anyone?

We’re crazy for sample sales this week! This sale was the antithesis of the typical sample sale–organized, calm and chock-full of sizes! I swear, there must have been a string quartet playing SOMEWHERE on the premises. Sale consisted mainly of dresses–which you need this time of year–and marked down to 80- 90% off–which you need all recession-long!

Dancing With the Ho's Ho

Couldn't Launch an Acting Career Ho

Made from 100% Plastic Ho

 This dress is for the lets-cut-to-the-chase ho in your life. This dress says “you do not have to buy me dinner drinks.” Which of these “ladies” wore it whorier?

I need mental help, because I think this is HAWT!

I normally find Sacha Baron Cohen annoying, but I think I am going to give this movie a shot.

How come everytime you come around, my london london bridge wanna go down...

I heard he went through a very painful and extensive hair removal regimen. Welcome to our world Bruno. The results are seksi though.

Bruno and a few amateurs

How old is the man is the white hat ? He looks spent!

Bruno perfecting his fame whore stroll

Eva Mendes and well-moisturized friend. Which billboard is racier, this one or the foursome threesome (since one guy is such lying there like a sack of potatoes) from yesterday?

So apparently this will be the shade of the moment for fall:Thoughts?!

 Today only 25% off all shoes in the store! They have Seychelle’s, Frye, Fergie, Dolce Vita, ect.

Frye boots

Seychelle wedges

 There is a fabulous gay salesman there, that is totally pumped about shoes and he is running around like a mad man serving pink champagne to everyone and suggesting Essie nail polish colors to match your shoes!! Love him!! They also have candy and cookies at the cash register and you get a cute gift bag when you check out!

Check out the items below that are being raffled off tonight:

Not the best pic, but the bag is worth $500 and the shoes and Essie gift packs looked great!

Check it out TODAY: 432 3rd Ave @ 30th St. 212-532-8555. It all ends at 10pm tonight!!!

$80 sequin flapper dress

This sample sale had everything others lack.  It was clean, organized, staffed with friendly chicks  that helped me out with sizes and even unzipped me when I was caught in a too small dress for a moment. (Hey, it happens.) It felt more like a personal shopping experience, then the everybody-for-themselves mentality I’ve grown accustomed to. I didn’t end up buying this dress, but I may go back tomorrow:)

$30 Walter top

Hmmm let’s think about this, you could get a $30 top from the Gap or a freakin’ designer top from Walter. Tough call…

Racks and racks of flouncy florals

Great brand, and great sale. If you normally avoid sample sales due to their chaotic nature, Walter  is for you. The staff is lovely and the space is completely  ORGANIZED, which is a rarity at these things. Tomorrow is the last day and I will be back! Check it out for yourself horn dogs: 265 West 37th St. between 7th and 8th Ave. 5th Floor. 212-391-9400 10am-5pm 

Fashion Makes Me Horny Loves Walter!

XX,

FMMH

Jimmy Choo shoe (not from the upcoming collection)

 I know this is too much excitement for this early in the morning, but the rumors are flying that the Jimmy Choo collection for H&M will debut this fall. I am excited but a little nervous, I hope Jimmy Choo uses better materials then the shit they call shoes and sell currently at H&M. The shoes at H&M are what I call “Barbie Shoes” they are stiff, uncomfortable, and they are a sure fire way to get a heinous blister. Jimmy please be kind to our feet! On the other hand those shoes better not cost $300 either. I’m so easy to please;)