Isaac Mizrahi, Andy Cohen, unidentified white woman and Kelly Rowland

Fashion Makes Me Horny was lucky enough to be invited to attend the season finale taping of Bravo’s “The Fashion Show” at Cipriani Wall Street and what a show it was! Most of the Real Housewives of New York AND New Jersey were there! Be still my heart! Love, love, love them! AND, we sat second row across from the Housewives (and behind their teenage daughters)! Never mind the finalists’ designs, the real action was in the audience!

Isaac interviewing

Never mind Isaac thinks we’re obnoxious from previous encounters, we think his “I’m a fashion gangsta with a bumpin’ fashion line at Target”  bandanna is obnoxious! (Kelly Rowland was super-nice and looked hot, though.)

The fantastical Betsey Johnson

Betsey Johnson was such a quirky, wonderful sprite of a woman! She asked our opinion on what she should do for her next fashion show. REALLY? You’re asking US?? Oh, yeah–we’re (self-appointed) fashion experts, I forgot.

OMG, The Real Housewives of New Jersey and New York!

I can’t handle all these Housewives at once! We were about to explode with joy and do an ass-shaking happy dance, but contained ourselves and acted like “professional journalists”. We waited to ass shake outside, though. They looked great (especially Dina and Caroline from NJ). Alex McCord from New York was as charming and gracious as always!

So, what’s the point of this post? Oh, yeah–the actual show. Honesty, only three were memorable and not all in a good way. Anna McCraney’s collection of feminine dresses with an edge and Johnny Rodriguez’s collection of architectural leggings, jumpers and jackets with fringe and tinsel really rocked our world, however our eyes are still searing from Merlin Castell’s wanna-be space cadet collection with the models rocking orange hair and costumey dresses in shiny fabric and with weird shoulder pads and cape-like, puffy collars.

Anywhoo, don’t miss the season finale for all the action July 23rd!